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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

No-win scenario

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No-win scenario

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee
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    You have to let life live. Like in Star Trek with that prime detective shit. A long time ago I lived in an apartment complex and my neighbour would beat the ever living crap out of his gf. I heard her cry every single night. I just ignored it because she would eventually learn to leave the guy. After like 6 months I managed to move out and escape that place.

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      I just ignored it because she would eventually learn to leave the guy.

      That won’t necessarily happen.

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        Then it’s the will of the universe for that to happen

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          Can simeone explain why is lemm.ee full of such pieces of shit?

          • cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee
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            Because you touch yourself at night

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              How else does one sleep? Not touching yourself??

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                I sleep in a big bed with my wife

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                  I hope your imaginary friend dismembers you every night so you don’t touch yourself in any way.

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                    You liberals are so violent

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      Oh wow you poor thing. Your poor ears had to hear all that. You’re the tru victim. Good thing you got out of that tragic situation that you made all about you. You’re a psychopath.

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        Thank you. It was very hard for me.

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      Wow you’re dumb.

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        And my vote still counts the same as yours. Your intelligence doesn’t mean anything.

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