WASHINGTON—In a heartwarming and touching end to the story of two soulmates, sources confirmed Thursday that President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump died two minutes apart holding hands. “Only minutes before their deaths, they requested that their hospital beds be pushed together—it’s like they knew what…
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And if you can’t dream (because this capitalistic hellscape has stolen them all) a man can meme.
And if you can’t meme (because you’re like me, and too old) a man can … soup.
And if you can’t cook (because reasons) a man can game.