literature.cafe
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

When some people set their mind to something, there's no stopping them.

lemmy.world

message-square
58
link
fedilink
233

When some people set their mind to something, there's no stopping them.

lemmy.world

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
message-square
58
link
fedilink
  • Constant Pain@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    30
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    1 year ago

    I want “bullshit” for a thousand, Alex.

    • skulblaka@startrek.website
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      31
      ·
      1 year ago

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito

      As fake as hell as this sounds, no this guy was for real. Check out his list of total objects consumed.


      At least:[3][8] [citation needed]

      • 45 door hinges
      • 18 bicycles
      • 15 shopping carts
      • 7 TV sets
      • 6 chandeliers
      • 2 beds
      • 1 pair of skis
      • 1 computer
      • 1 copy of the textbook Gravitation by Misner, Thorne and Wheeler.
      • 1 Cessna 150 light aircraft
      • 1 waterbed (full of water)
      • 500 metres (1,600 ft) of steel chain at once
      • 1 coffin (with handles)
      • 1 Guinness award plaque
      • Assorted razors and bolts
      • far_university1990@feddit.de
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        1 year ago

        1 Guinness award plaque

        Get Guinness Award

        Eat the plaque

        Refuse to elaborate

        Leave

      • Constant Pain@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        10 months ago

        Citation needed…

      • Lommy@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        arrow-down
        8
        ·
        1 year ago

        Yeah, bullshit.

Funny@sh.itjust.works

funny@sh.itjust.works

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !funny@sh.itjust.works

General rules:

  • Be kind.
  • All posts must make an attempt to be funny.
  • Obey the general sh.itjust.works instance rules.
  • No politics or political figures. There are plenty of other politics communities to choose from.
  • Don’t post anything grotesque or potentially illegal. Examples include pornography, gore, animal cruelty, inappropriate jokes involving kids, etc.

Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 1.86K users / day
  • 3.79K users / week
  • 7.93K users / month
  • 15.8K users / 6 months
  • 7 local subscribers
  • 9.46K subscribers
  • 1.59K Posts
  • 27.9K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • TheDude@sh.itjust.works
  • kersploosh@sh.itjust.works
  • example@reddthat.com
  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
  • BE: 0.19.11
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org