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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon thinks you should have chickens

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Anon thinks you should have chickens

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • amzd@kbin.social
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    happily gives their meat

    anon…

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    You will own nothing and you will be happy…

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      They’re given free housing, healthcare and food though

      • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        The healthcare is being eaten when they die

        • considine@lemmy.ml
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          When they die … Of natural causes… Like a swift knife chop to the neck.

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            Ah yes, the Canadian healthcare way

  • HorreC@kbin.social
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    please to give one cup of chicken milk.

    • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works
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      Get it yourself.

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        This is not the America that Ben Franklin fucked all those french women to give us.

    • Disaster@sh.itjust.works
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      Pigeons do secrete a kind of milk from their crops when nursing young. I don’t think Chickens do the same, but I could be wrong.

  • Margot Robbie@lemm.ee
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    Where else do you think cream of chicken comes from, you Silly Billy?

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      Roosters.

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    Well, bird shit is white and milky…

  • Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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    Estonian chickens built different.

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    I’d need some proof of the dude milking his chicken

  • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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    Look at this communist propaganda!

  • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    flags, flags, flags. not my fault one of my people drink’s chiken milk or whatever.

    • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca
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      Egg Nog in French is Lait de Poulet, which translates to Chicken Milk.

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    I can barely take care of myself, I can’t be responsible for chickens

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      Keep predators away (and there are a lot of those), make sure they have food and water, and beyond that they do a very good job of looking after themselves.

      They live 4-10 years depending on various factors.

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        I can barely remember to feed and water myself, predators are drawn to my curvy boyish figure. Chickens would be screwed.

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    Well it’s not gonna charge you

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    deleted by creator

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    God as my witness… I thought turkeys had nipples.

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