• DragonTypeWyvern
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    8 months ago

    I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS STUDY IS GIVING YOU HELPFUL INFORMATION BROTHER

    SPRITE MIGHT WORK BETTER THAN OTHER SODAS BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT ADDING CAFFEINE TO THE MIX, BUT LESS BAD IS NOT THE SAME THING AS GOOD. CAFFEINE IS A DIURETIC AND CAN EXACERBATE BOTH DEHYDRATION AND HEADACHES, HOWEVER HANGOVER SYMPTOMS ARE ALSO CAUSED BY HIGH BLOOD SUGAR FROM THE BREAKDOWN OF ALCOHOL BY YOUR BODY

    THIS STUDY IS AS SUSPECT AS SPRITES MARKETING STRATEGY OF SHOWING ATHLETES DRINKING SPRITE TO IMPLY IT IS A SPORTS DRINK WITHOUT EVER CLAIMING IT DIRECTLY, AN EFFECTIVE MARKETING CAMPAIGN THAT WAS PROVEN TO HAVE SPREAD THIS MISCONCEPTION TO THE PUBLIC

    THE BEST CURES FOR HANGOVERS ARE WATER, ELECTROLYTES, PROTEINS, AND PAINKILLERS/ANTIINFLAMMATORIES

    IN OTHER WORDS

    DRINK WATER EAT SOME FUCKIN VEGETABLES AND EGGS AND POP A TYLENOL

    UNLESS ITS SPRITE ZERO

    I GUESS THAT’S FINE IDK

    • SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      BRO I DEFINITELY APPRECIATE THE ADDITIONAL OPINION. KNOWING YOU TOOK THE TIME TO HELP EDUCATE ME ON PROPER BODILY HYDRATION MEANS A LOT.