The Picard Maneuver to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 7 months agoProgrammer tries to explain binary search to the policestartrek.websiteimagemessage-square330fedilinkarrow-up12.42Karrow-down111
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minus-square@lars@programming.devlinkfedilink1•7 months agoI reported my bike stolen in college and I got a call the next day that they had found it parked in front of a nearby church. It was stolen on a Sunday. I guess someone didn’t want to be late to service.
minus-square@Honytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilink1•7 months agoProbably added the theft to the sins they were confessing that day as well.
minus-square@thebuoyancyofcitrus@beehaw.orglinkfedilink1•7 months agoWhat you’re entering the third act of your love story and you have to get to the church in time to break up the wedding and declare your love, what’s a little bike theft? The universe will take care of it.
I reported my bike stolen in college and I got a call the next day that they had found it parked in front of a nearby church.
It was stolen on a Sunday. I guess someone didn’t want to be late to service.
Probably added the theft to the sins they were confessing that day as well.
What you’re entering the third act of your love story and you have to get to the church in time to break up the wedding and declare your love, what’s a little bike theft? The universe will take care of it.