• @FragrantOwl@lemmy.worldEnglish
    132•5 months ago

    This is just poor transcription.

    The full conversation was as follows:

    Officer 1: “I like those big cats.”

    Officer 2: “Yeah? Tigers or leopards?”

    Officer 1: “Which is spotted?”

    • @ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
      81•5 months ago

      I thought it was about gardening

      Officer 1: There’s a garden of nightshade

      Officer 2: That could be tomatoes or potatoes

      Officer 1: Which is potted?

      • @cbarrick@lemmy.worldEnglish
        50•5 months ago

        Definitely a crossword.

        Officer 1: Thirteen down. Ten letters. Another name for a cauldron. Starts with ‘w’, ends with ‘t’.

        Officer 2: That’s a witches’ pot, Ted.

      • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
        17•5 months ago

        Pretty sure it was: Officer 1: arrest that stoner, he pirated Oppenheimer!

        Officer 2: I got two guys here chief, both look like the hacker type, using something in their phones called “Lemmee?”

        Officer 1: Which is pothead?