• @SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    I’m sorry but you’ve been fooled. It’s not big cake, it’s actually big candle. Big cake was just a decoy for big candle so people would focus their attention on an invisible enemy while they destroyed peoples lives from the shadows. Tell everyone.

    I didn’t kill myself.

    • @VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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      66 months ago

      Big cake was just a decoy for big candle so people would focus their attention on an invisible enemy

      …where are you getting invisible cakes? 🤔

    • @DragonTypeWyvern
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      56 months ago

      Of course you didn’t!

      Falling out of the window was an accident.