The Picard Maneuver to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 6 months agoMiami mall shut down by police as rumors of “8-10ft” aliens inside go viral - Dexertowww.dexerto.comexternal-linkmessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1240arrow-down123cross-posted to: offbeat@lemmy.ca
arrow-up1217arrow-down1external-linkMiami mall shut down by police as rumors of “8-10ft” aliens inside go viral - Dexertowww.dexerto.comThe Picard Maneuver to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 6 months agomessage-square30fedilinkcross-posted to: offbeat@lemmy.ca
minus-square【J】【u】【s】【t】【Z】linkfedilinkEnglish3•6 months agoThey take limited no receipt returns with photo ID.
minus-squareFlying SquidlinkfedilinkEnglish1•6 months agoWhat if you’re from out of state? What if you’re from out of the country? What if you’re a 10-foot tall alien from another planet?
They take limited no receipt returns with photo ID.
What if you’re from out of state? What if you’re from out of the country? What if you’re a 10-foot tall alien from another planet?
Stop shoplifting.