• Possibly linux@lemmy.zipEnglish
    234·
    9 months ago

    What the heck is wrong with people on Lemmy. That’s a terrible thing to say. We have finally reached Reddit level comments

    Edit: Oh

    • Alteon@lemmy.world
      25·
      9 months ago

      Dude…as in they peed the bed, themselves, the floor, or have thrown up, or somehow made a giant time-sensitive mess that they feel they can’t clean up themselves. Grow up.

    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
      17·
      9 months ago

      “Mommy I fwowed up”

      “Kitty pooped in my bed”

      "I fink I’m gonna - BLARGH! (vomit all over both of us)

      “By dose is bleedig”

      “Bomby - ACHOO!” (snot all over both our faces)

      These are a few of my own experiences with my kids’ bodily fluids. Totally gross, but I did not mean what you were thinking.