@USAONE@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world • 11 months agoGay Louisiana doctor says he’s leaving the state over its ‘discriminatory’ legislationwww.nbcnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square77fedilinkarrow-up1646arrow-down115cross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
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minus-squaresquibletlinkfedilink37•11 months agoThe most important thing for me is whether my doctor is Proud to be an American.
minus-squareFlying Squidlinkfedilink19•11 months agoNow wait- there’s a far more important thing: Does he accept Jesus as his personal savior?
minus-square@AllonzeeLV@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink20•edit-211 months agoJust to be clear, does he accept white supply-side Jesus as his personal savior? Because the commie, middle-eastern Jesus who told us to… 🤢… help one another doesn’t count!
minus-square@Cobrachickenwing@lemmy.calinkfedilink6•11 months agoGod changed his mind about black people in 1978. So blacks are included too.
minus-squareidunnololzlinkfedilink7•11 months agoWhat a swell god. Has he changed his mind on gay people yet?
minus-squaresquibletlinkfedilink1•edit-211 months agothe real Lord/Jesus/Holy Spirit is not monitoring your dick or labia 24/7. I mean, that would be fucked up. So “my religious belief is that there is an omniscient spirit who is constantly monitoring and judging what you do with your genitals” oh, uh,… okay…
minus-squaresquibletlinkfedilink7•11 months agowell DUH, every Proud American loves Jesus more than his own mother. If you don’t, the Proud American Committee executes you.
minus-squarediprount_tomatolinkfedilink4•11 months agoWhat denomination? That 19th heresy or OUR 19th century heresy?
minus-square𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙linkfedilink0•edit-211 months ago(it’s a drinking game, and the drink is the body blood of christ)
minus-square𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙linkfedilink1•11 months agoI don’t know how you play hail mary but that’s what me and the boys always do.
The most important thing for me is whether my doctor is Proud to be an American.
Now wait- there’s a far more important thing: Does he accept Jesus as his personal savior?
Just to be clear, does he accept white supply-side Jesus as his personal savior?
Because the commie, middle-eastern Jesus who told us to… 🤢… help one another doesn’t count!
God changed his mind about black people in 1978. So blacks are included too.
What a swell god. Has he changed his mind on gay people yet?
the real Lord/Jesus/Holy Spirit is not monitoring your dick or labia 24/7. I mean, that would be fucked up.
So “my religious belief is that there is an omniscient spirit who is constantly monitoring and judging what you do with your genitals”
oh, uh,… okay…
well DUH, every Proud American loves Jesus more than his own mother. If you don’t, the Proud American Committee executes you.
What denomination? That 19th heresy or OUR 19th century heresy?
i had to do 18 Hail Marys after i read this, thx
?
(it’s a drinking game, and the drink is the
bodyblood of christ)Even though not all drinks are
I don’t know how you play hail mary but that’s what me and the boys always do.
You drink consecrated wine?
Thanks for the laugh! :D