• @Gallardo994@sh.itjust.works
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    558 months ago

    Let’s remake it. Instead of completely reverting it after 30 seconds, do the following:

    • change timespan to 30 days
    • after each blink, you see a WinRar-esque trial window which you have to close manually by touching your butthole with bare fingers.
      • @SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world
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        228 months ago

        I have a fix. Cut off the tip of one of your fingers and stick it up your ass. Now the WinRar-esque trial window will not show up anymore. Either that or switch to 7z (which is better anyways) but I know you mother fuckers follow bill gates to closely to ever even think of using a program that is free, open source, faster, and just over all better.

        • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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          48 months ago

          Way ahead of you! Did that 5 years ago! Still get a notification through my colon that my finger is out of date and needs to be updated now and then, but I just consider that a bonus 🤷

      • Queen HawlSera
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        28 months ago

        I know I do, had a hemorrhoid bust back there, now it itches unless I use a bidet which I don’t have