The Picard ManeuverM to memes@lemmy.world • 8 months agoThey're slow and don't even have weapons.startrek.websiteimagemessage-square111fedilinkarrow-up1720arrow-down118
arrow-up1702arrow-down1imageThey're slow and don't even have weapons.startrek.websiteThe Picard ManeuverM to memes@lemmy.world • 8 months agomessage-square111fedilink
minus-square@shalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish11•8 months agoI have 2.5 acres of swamp, solar power and plenty of ammo. I’ll just go hide. Which I do every weekend anyway. :)
minus-squareThe Picard ManeuverOPMlinkfedilink7•8 months agoForget cottage-core, we’re about Shrek-core now
minus-squareSuperDuperlinkfedilink6•edit-28 months agoHello, this is your Amazon delivery driver. I’m having trouble locating your bunker address. Please send me the exact coordinates of your bunker so I can deliver this PS5 to you. I promise not to change the locks on your bunker.
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglish5•8 months agoAmazon regional coordinator: … why do we keep losing delivery drivers after they go to this address?
minus-square@samus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish4•edit-28 months agoHow will you get food and water once the power (for everyone else) and plumbing go out?
I have 2.5 acres of swamp, solar power and plenty of ammo. I’ll just go hide. Which I do every weekend anyway. :)
Get off mah swamp
Forget cottage-core, we’re about Shrek-core now
Hello, this is your Amazon delivery driver. I’m having trouble locating your bunker address. Please send me the exact coordinates of your bunker so I can deliver this PS5 to you.
I promise not to change the locks on your bunker.
Amazon regional coordinator: … why do we keep losing delivery drivers after they go to this address?
How will you get food and water once the power (for everyone else) and plumbing go out?