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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 2 年前

DragonTypeWyvern · 2 年前

You whores are going to hell.

Everyone knows oral is sex, that’s why Bill Clinton is a liar and deserves crucifixion.

You need to use the poophole loophole.

jaybone@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Wait, oral is sex but anal is not? This is opposite world.

new_guy@lemmy.world · 2 年前

That’s because the anus is the opposite end of the mouth tube. The math checks out.

vivadanang@lemm.ee · 2 年前

the perverse inverse of the obverse sphincter of course

Peaty@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

Technically all sex outside of marriage is verboten.

DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world · edit-2 2 年前

Just dry hump on a waterbed like the weird Mormon kids. No penetration, no purgatory!

Restaldt@lemm.ee · edit-2 2 年前

Ever heard of soaking

Its only sex if you pump more than twice

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · edit-2 2 年前

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