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minus-squareJaymesRSlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·7 个月前 I hereby further submit to you that “Dr” Pepper is in fact not a real doctor. Sure, Right… what’s your next claim, that Captain Crunch isn’t really a senior commissioned officer in the navy‽‽
minus-squareI_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·7 个月前Ahem… It’s Cap’N if you please. And he is here to crunchatize you.
minus-squareJaymesRSlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 个月前Ugh. I didn’t catch that autocorrect changed it and made the joke worse.
minus-squareJaymesRSlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 个月前I like them so much I made a keyboard shortcut to replace them if I type “??!!”.
minus-squareJaymesRSlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 个月前That’s easy, I just type “??!!”… then it changes it to “‽”.
minus-squarecaptainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 个月前Hell, I’ve never even been in charge of a boat with more than 3 people on it
minus-squareJaymesRSlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 个月前I’ve heard it said that Captain Lezbian definitely knows how to take care of the little man in the boat.
Sure, Right… what’s your next claim, that Captain Crunch isn’t really a senior commissioned officer in the navy‽‽
Ahem… It’s Cap’N if you please. And he is here to crunchatize you.
Ugh. I didn’t catch that autocorrect changed it and made the joke worse.
I dig your interrobangs
I like them so much I made a keyboard shortcut to replace them if I type “??!!”.
How did you type “??!!”?
??a⌫!!
That’s easy, I just type “??!!”… then it changes it to “‽”.
Hell, I’ve never even been in charge of a boat with more than 3 people on it
I’ve heard it said that Captain Lezbian definitely knows how to take care of the little man in the boat.