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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 months ago

FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College

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FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 months ago
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WASHINGTON—In a memo that stated they couldn’t even smell the stuff without gagging, officials at the Food and Drug Administration announced Wednesday a plan to ban Captain Morgan rum, citing the fact that they’d had way too much of that shit in college. “Captain Morgan Rum is not suitable for…ugh, we just need to get […]
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    6 months ago

    One of my college roommates must have written this…

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