• @explodicle@local106.com
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    1611 months ago

    [Scoffs] We aren’t even allowed to conjure demons to destroy entire cities! It’s hard to even get your hands on an Apparatus of Kwalish.

    • @jscummy@sh.itjust.works
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      2011 months ago

      Have you checked the laws? Even the most recent assault weapons bans don’t restrict demon conjuring, just as the founding fathers intended

      • Gormadt
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        611 months ago

        I have to preserve my right to summon demons

        How else am I supposed to deal with a pack of feral hogs

        • @DragonTypeWyvern
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          211 months ago

          With ZOMBIES if the government didn’t hate FREEDOM to ENSLAVE THE SOULS OF DAMNED