Hey adobe, how about you stop contacting everyone in our organization using a single non-profit license of a single product and telling them we should all be on a single cloud account so we can pay several times more for the same thing just to get access to sharing services no one wants?

I picture the chicken coming back at the most inopportune times and the players getting increasingly numb to brutally offing it in the quickest way possible.

I prefer the dark arts of Techromancy and the abominations created returning old tech to life.