Your scale is not accurate… I had a digital scale that was similar, I could weigh myself, pick up a small object with a known weight, and it would read the same number, down to the tenth of a pound.

I replaced it with another scale that’s more accurate.

No, but this is pretty culty… Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.

Legal Hold is easy in the Google Workspace using Google Vault and DLP is a native feature-set for Enterprise plans. Audit and investigation features are very thorough and we’ve used them extensively.

We do use an additional third-party endpoint DLP software with TLS inspection as well.

For financials, only the companies still in the dark ages depend on Excel rather than real ERP or accounting software.

Sheets handles pretty much all typical business needs, but we do run into issues if we’re collaborating with another company that is using macros or something in Excel.

There are absolutely large orgs in the Google and Apple ecosystems. My org, for example, doesn’t use Microsoft except for a smattering of Excel and Word subscriptions to deal with some customer documents that aren’t handled well by Google Docs and Google Sheets.

Beer and Books joins with Butts, Boobs, and Babies to make the epic B pentafecta.

Because he’s facing the wrong way on the couch?

I assumed the classes were

Never Disney = Rich/Poor Sometimes = Upper-middle Annually = Middle Class

Nobody expects China to remotely disable J-35’s on a whim… But they might do it as they prepare to invade Taiwan.

The US can remotely disable an F-35… China, I’d expect can do the same for a J-35.

Colo-rectal help?

Before you know it, there will be dozens!

It’s a Federal Judge, so they can ignore the bench warrant and get a pardon.

Worth noting that anyone can send an email to hr(at) opm(dot)gov to let them know what you did last week…

Frozen corn, by the handful…

Not powerful enough, probably a 9-volt…

Especially if they’re gonna use it as lube…

Aristocats?

New York is grey… Are you looking at the wrong state?

Pneumonia is just a symptom of any number of things including covid, the flu, or a bad cold. Basically, any infection that spreads to the lungs.