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I’m over it.

I’m a nudist

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But now that it’s ‘owned’ by the US, doesn’t it go to boost their petrodollar?

“Muuuuu-uuum! I wanna have a wank to incest porn! Can you come and verify me?!”

Hold a photo of the PM up to the camera?

Why would anyone ruin Guinness like that? That’s a crime against humanity!

Because it came off the back of her hand when she wiped sweat from her brow with it.

I wonder if that’s ‘force of habit’ carried from other places, like Twitter, Reddit, etc., and will ultimately fade as those users start to realise Lemmy (etc) isn’t like those places?

I’d like Kil’d by Several Accidents and … hmm … Planet, thanks.

"Och! Ye canna change the hands of Timex!

Buuut … I might just be able to bend 'em a little!"

There should be online award shows for people who made successful, long-standing memes that have become ubiquitous in our daily lives. For instance, “Congratulations to (Twitter user) AlmostJT for ‘Arthur’s Fist’. Here’s a free Lunchly!”

Nothing a pair of Truck Nuts can’t fix.

If you’re pissed, that means you had to arrive at the state of pissed. So at some stage, you were pissing.

Logically, unpissing would help you revert. And if experimental dance helps the urine go back in, it can’t be a bad thing. Although it probably cooled down in the interim, so it could be a bit of a shock, which could lead to being pissed again. So you could have a quantum superposition of both pissing, and reverse pissing.

Physics and interpretive dance is where it’s at, kids! The forefront of science! Thanks impissed.net!

Has he had a tantrum and called the judge biased yet on Twitter?

Nah. They do all their business in the Parliament House Prayer Room. Just ask Tim Wilson or Christopher Pyne.

There’s nothing like a nice steaming pot of beans on a cold winter morning. Add some curry, they’ll be just as warm coming back out as they were going in.