How can you call yourself “tolerant” if you don’t tolerate lactose?

If they can’t pay a decent wage, they should file for bankruptcy.

Just draw an image of a malnourished bear colored like the Russian flag being stabbed with a trident by a Ukrainian soldier.

MAMIL (Middle-Aged Man In Lycra) is quickly becoming the NIMBY for elitist cyclists.

Well, I’d guillotine Paul Joseph Watson, but not because he used to be a janitor, but because he’s a lying and grifting class traitor. And also a racist antisemite, according to some leaked voice recordings.

If he were molesting little boys, we would have seen the greatest wave of mass-suicide in human history, because that’s “real pedophilia”.

But then how else would those poor landlords could afford luxury SUVs? Or if they’re Russian, how else could they fund Russia’s genocide against Ukrainians?

He should been hurt way more.

The names “Ghislaine” and “Jeffrey” are getting the sae kind of scrutiny as “Adolf”…

I can count the pixels on my two hands

When Batman got almost busted for giving Superman a blowjob, he said “Oh no, you’re misunderstanding me, I was just eating pizza!”, while all embarassed.

I wonder what all those MAMILs (Middle Aged Man In Lycra - a “slur” against racing cycle elitists) would think about this…

You must be carrying a floppy dildo that is longer than your leg at all times.

Kinky!

There’s a good chance Mr. Hands is a different person.

(Seriously, don’t get penetrated by a horse anally, just get a horse dildo so you’re not at the mercy of an animal that does not understand consent! Also animals can get traumatized by sex, they usually don’t enjoy it, so don’t have sex with them!)

Mr. Hands the US president.

They want to check you accounts, for reasons.

Holy shit, a western author ripped off Shin Megami Tensei.

What I expect to happen is that pedophile activism will move away from “but what about children’s sexuality?” (TL;DR: even teens with actual sex drive are “too dumb” for it, and most pedophiles equate harm with serious body injury from penetration which was exaggerated by some rabid anti-pedophiles) towards “children are the parents property and thus allowed to do anything to them” and child marriage legalization.

If it were fiction, at some point Peter Thiel would use computers to summon demons, for military purposes.

Is Biden in the Epstein files?