Shoelaces are where they hide the tracking chips I wouldn’t be caught dead with them think about it have you ever bought shoelaces or do they just magically come with all your shoes for free yeah right nothing is free follow the money sheep

This is the reason I stopped playing pubg and I couldn’t get my head round it either. In theory people may enjoy it more because it’s easier to win, and who doesn’t like winning? Yes it’s not a real win against bots but the bots are a secret so maybe it feels like a real win?

But it’s obvious that you’re against bots. If people enjoy playing against bots why not just include a bot mode?

I see a few possible reasons

1. Most people are ignorant to the bots. They play a few games, they win, they’re happy. They don’t realise they only had 4 humans in their lobby.

2. People eventually realise they’re against bots but the devs are stupid. They did some focus groups and detected people being happy. These people would have eventually realised they’re against bots and hated it but the focus groups didn’t detect that. Like a pepsi challenge.

3. Blissful ignorance? People kind of know they’re against bots but turn a blind eye and wins still feel good. They wouldn’t play a specific 100% bot mode because they want a “real win”

Conspiracy bullshit. Sometimes narcissists fall out when their feelings get hurt and they’re likely to lash out. Not everything’s a “distraction”.

I remember explaining something regarding special relativity to my colleagues once, and they replied that I must be wrong because “That doesn’t make sense at all”. Of course it doesn’t make sense, that’s how you know I’m right!

My junior’s commit messages look like this image. There’s always a way.

Probably not the answer you’re looking for, but Puss In Boots 2. The second Shrek spinoff about the cat? Who honestly expected that to be such a banger

You can sign up as youremail+whatever@gmail.com and all emails still go to youremail@gmail.com. Other services will usually treat it as a different address and let you make new accounts.

Is it “frint”?

Sam Altman

Tbf the song is called “Escape”

OP needs to make like a tree and get out of there

Reminds me of a time I was arguing with a friend in a pub. He didn’t vote and thought it was pointless etc. I was saying:

Me: “Have you been to <city> recently?”

Him: “Yeah”

Me: “Have you noticed a the amount of homeless people?”

Him: “Yeah, it’s getting really bad now isn’t it”

Me: …

Him: “What’s that got to do with the government?”

At this point, a random woman leaned in to comment.

“You know, I agree with your friend. HE shouldn’t vote.”

It must suck to be a conspiracy theorist when The Powers That Be don’t even bother hiding anything

Yknow that “not the bees” bit is a deleted scene. Imagine my disappointment when I watched the entire film and it wasn’t in there.

Although the scenes of him dressed as a bear made up for it. https://youtu.be/YyigAW-14w0

Don’t try to tell us that fruit is any better

Nonce

A vibe programmer that built a palm-sized fusion reactor in a cave over the course of 3 months with a single companion

With a box o scraps!

Wow David Irving is a twat. Here’s a poem he wrote for his infant daughter

I am a Baby Aryan
Not Jewish or Sectarian
I have no plans to marry an
Ape or Rastafarian. 

Right, I’ve been waiting for somebody to say this. You come in here with your smarmy attitude “you can just hold it down you know 😏”. How many computers have you tried this on? I’ve tried it on one. Once. And it didn’t work. I looked like a FOOL because I trusted some idiot on the internet. So fuck you I’m not doing it again. I’m going to repeatedly smash F2 and Del and maybe F12. Like God intended.

The TV show?