The world needs more of you (and your lovely fam). That’s remarkable parenting! 🫶🏼

Didn’t want to say anything and jinx it but Blorp has been working perfectly for me. I’ve recommended it to my friends who complain about their app/client constantly refreshing.

Dark chocolate sold separately, my friend.

To whom it may concern:

Please be advised that your meme will be slathered with creamy peanut butter and drizzled with melted chocolate. Afterwards, you may immediately go and pound sand.

Should you decide to spread this misinformation further, we will be forced to place a bounty on you. When you are captured, you will be taken to Hershey Park and doused with Hershey’s chocolate syrup in front of many peanut  butter & chocolate lovers.

For good measure, the public will be armed with crunchy peanut butter balls dipped in milk chocolate if you attempt to escape (dark chocolate covered peanut butter balls sold separately).

Sincerely,

The American Committee for Chocolate & Peanut Butter Advancement

and

The Reese’s Foundation

Childhood.

Hi, car gal here with other car gal friends. My uncle (mechanic) was my main babysitter when I was a kid. I used to watch him overhaul a clutch as he said each procedure out loud to see if I was paying attention and encouraged me to ask questions.

He would take me and my cousins to car shows, tire shops and car dealerships (when they’re closed). We learned to appreciate different types of vehicles and languages from him; it’s kinda hard to read a manual if you don’t know German.Also, my uncle kept plenty of Legos and Matchbox cars in his shop for us to play with – they were my favorite toys.

Then one day, I discovered boys.

Oil changes and smelling like Lava soap with a hint of sweat weren’t my thing anymore. My first purchase was with my first boyfriend, we bought a beat up old boat for $500.

Today, I still prefer cars with the best turning radius. I will never underestimate an I4 or choose a V6 over it without careful consideration; I do love being behind the wheel of an I6. Some people will pay an extra $4,000 for Vrooom (PSE system) while others like me would rather spend the money on Kevlar tires and strict scheduled maintenance.

Different strokes for different folks – that’s what personalization is about.

Our Lady of Perpetual Bandwidth

How appropriate! I like it and I will be borrowing it. Thanks, OP.

Yum indeed!

Hello 👋 Butters!

somtimes i can be fancy 😉

glad you bums made it to the sing-along!

Ciao gattino!

Careless Whisper has its own Wikipedia page.

If you’re interested in the lyrics, here’s a link to Musixmatch.

Hi 👋 Ash!

Thank you, my friend!

Hi there!

You seem to be in the loop; is there an alternative to Uplifting News?

Subscribed, thank you.

Glad to have an alternative because the past few weeks, the majority of my feed are the same articles cross-posted multiple times in different communities.

Everyday there’s a new account that’s two hours old with more than 300 posts repeatedly cross-posting. Whoever it is gets banned immediately anyway (kudos to the mod team) but it’s exhausting. Thanks again.

Friday, 13 October 1307

yeah! OP should definitely crosspost it there!

OP,

i just wanted to say hello and ask how you’re doing today. i am so very sorry that you had to wait that long.

i’m glad i saw this post albeit late. i do not want to make you feel uncomfortable and there’s no need to respond. just know that i wish you well.

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