To whom it will concern
“I hope this email finds you before I do”
Stupid. They will dig it out in court. Only personal and in private.
Oh that’s good. I’m gonna have to use that one.
“I’m going to teach you that having kneecaps is a privilege, not a human right”.
Tom Nook? Is that you?
Half of these are just OOP’s kinks showing
- I will edge you then ruin your orgasm
Like seriously OP just go watch some toe sucking watersports porn on Bing.
I will moisten your socks
Take it easy there, Satan.
You’re a mean bastard. Hehe
Enjoy your next 24 hours
General well wishes with zero actual threat that come off as extremely threatening
I’ll clog your toilet
I’m going to show your toilet #3.
I will upper decker your favorite toilet
I used to RP a character in Ultima Online that would threaten people with “I’m going to remove your larynx through your sphincter.”
Okay, I’ll not comment on your comments anymore, I just realized that’s extremely silly
“I will stare into your eyes even after you blink”.
I always thought the idea of biting someone else’s tooth out was unsettling.
Where have you heard that?! That’s new and disturbing imagery to me.
Just my head
“I want to collect your shadow”
It’s from the band Craft’s song I Want To Commit Murder. Pretty great black metal.
Sounds more creepy romantic than threatening, like something a stalker would say.
There’s a repeated line in “Once Upon A Time” that is supposed to be romantic, but taken from another point of view is very unsettling.
“I will find you. I will always find you”
I’ll hit you until I pass out
“I’m about to become the reason your children will have nightmares”
When asked what their biggest fear is most people say stuff like “spiders” and “heights”… And I’m always like “why is never anyone thinking about being tortured to death?” is there something worse? I doubt it
Being tortured almost to death is worse, because, once you recover, they can do it all over again
Being tortured to death and brought back multiple times then set free. No amount of therapy will guide you out of the woods after that.
