Oh no the economy!
The gas prices will probably go up.
The shareholders aren’t going to like this.
Houston, you have a problem.
“Starting to think we’ll never get Half-Life 3…”
“Why did the earth suddenly teleport ten times closer to the moon.” Then probably something like: “how can an object have sufficient kinetic energy to perfectly perforate the earth but still keep it mostly in tact” also “why is the asteroid burning if it is outside of the atmosphere”. Unless Hans Zimmer was playing in the background, then I would probably say “Dear god!”.
I would have assumed the asteroid is large enough to have some sort of gravity and take a portion of the earth’s atmosphere with it after it exits?
Thanks, Obama.
That‘s gonna negatively impact the trout population.
there is definitely a negative correlation between trout numbers and the number of large asteroids that hit the earth
"NOT THE EARTH!!
That’s where I keep all my stuff!"
- the tick“MY CABBAGE!”
He never can get a break, can he?
“Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm…Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm…Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm… Dammit this is a difficult choice…”
Asphyxiation is 10-15 seconds in the vacuum of space. The others are significantly longer.
Just saying.
Hypothermia is supposed to be nice once you get past the shivering. You feel warm (even kinda hot), the fall asleep and don’t wake up.
Asphyxia would be so quick though, but I’m not sure how blood boiling in zero atmosphere would feel.
Or
Don’t forget the massive shockwave from the exploding planet
Last man standing, bitches.
At least I brought my towel
Well… shit.
Or “well… fuck.”
Yep
Don’t panic.
Nooo the economy
(Stolen from another meme)
You don’t say anything you just take your helmet off
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