Imagine stumbling home after a night out and you see fucking Barnaby Joyce on the road haha
I’d give him a purple powerade, call him a knob, then leave.
I’d give him a purple powerade
I’m not sure if that’s slang or if you actually mean you’d go buy him a bottle of purple powerade.
Powerade helps when you’ve drunk too much, cause a big part of overdrinking is the dehydration. For barny it would be warm though, cause I think he’s a wanker.
Purple is just the best flavour.
Blue has the most antioxygens
I love that this is already on Wikipedia.
Jokes aside, he’s a disgrace. Sadly, considering he has been re-elected in the past despite worse behaviour, I expect this will be celebrated in his electorate.
“I like him cause he’s a drunken wreck, just like me!”
That beetroot is going to have dirt all over it now.
Article doesn’t mention if he was drunk. It’s the Beetrooter, so I’m gonna assume he was.
I bet he couldn’t even lie straight lol
(Apologies to Wall-E)
Out therrrrre
There’s a world outside of Tamworth
Way out there beyond this hick town, Barnaby
There’s a slick town, Barnabyyyyyy!
Out therrrrre
Full of shine and full of sparkle
Close your eyes and see it glisten, Barnaby
Listen, Barnabyyyyyy!
Put on your Sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out therrrrre
Get out the brillantine and dime cigars
We’re gonna find adventure in the evening airrrrrr
Girls in white
In a perfumed night
Where the lights are bright as the stars!
Put on your Sunday clothes, we’re gonna ride through town
In one of those new horsedrawn open cars
We’ll see the shows
At Delmonico’s
And we’ll close the town in a whirrrrrl!
And we won’t come home until we’ve kissed a girrrrrrrrl!
Did he collapse from seeing the rainbow roundabout?
He had apparently been taking prescription drugs and drinking alcohol. Beetroot was on a trip. If he’s the best that his electorate has, yikes.
