"I don’t understand! This is the 5th company I’ve owned that has failed! Why can’t I find the right people?!?!?!’
fifth panel: Have fun doing the work of 3 people
Sixth panel: btw the board has rewarded me for the downsizing and gave me a raise
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And that’s where it becomes unrealistic.
Edit: I was dumb. I thought you were talking about the employees.
I think the boss got a raise/bigger bonus, not the employee. Then it’s very realistic (:
I wish it was.
Can’t believe this was left out.
I love being told that “we” need to tighten our belts by an executive that gets millions upon millions in total compensation.
But now the security guard has work to do, they’re creating jobs!
Cloudflare.
I’ve only seen four or five of these comics and each one of them is funnier than anything Scott Adams ever put out.
Some of you will be laid off, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
I should become security, they are always there still working when the firings happens.
They have the same problem as IT.
We don’t have any security issues. What do we pay you for?
We have security issues. What do we pay you for?
Yeah sure, I was just joking.
“No, I don’t know who broke your car’s windows. I don’t work for you anymore, stop hassling me.”
And by, “the” I mean, “my”.
The buck stops here.
And by buck I mean money - what did you think I meant, responsibility? HAHAHAHAH! :-P [sob]
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