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Legolas: I feel a slight tingling sensation. Aragorn: ride hard!
Gimli: [from the corner] That only counts as one!
You’re gonna hafta toss me!
Aragorn’s an 80 year old homeless man who probably hasn’t had a bath in a while.
I doubt that coconut and sandlewood would be the dominant scents there is all I’m saying.
I reckon Elrond has quite a high standard of personal hygiene, especially if one was to lay with his daughter.
Here’s the Etsy link for them: https://www.etsy.com/shop/FlareForTheDramatic
This is gold
Suddenly I can hear Careless Whisper playing on an elven flute.
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