“peacefully”
He’s lying,…again.
Some of the last words he said before the insurrection were “we have to fight like hell” and “if you don’t fight like hell you’re not going to have a country”.
He meant PEACEFUL fighting! /s
Yeah, peaceful removal of metal detectors!
“They’re not here to hurt me. Let them in. Let my people in,” Trump said, according to Hutchinson. “They can march to the Capitol after the rally is over.”
Also: “I don’t effing care that they have weapons. They’re not here to hurt me.”
As he tried to pressure the secret service to violate their duties and remove metal detectors from the mall that morning.
Trump knew Proud Boys (bitches) and Oath Keepers (breakers) stashed weapons nearby.
hmmm. Sounds like something an insurrectionist would say.
“I’m not an Insurrectionist,” Trump wrote on Truth Social, specifically pointing to his comments on Jan. 6 in which he encouraged supporters to march to the Capitol “peacefully and patriotically.”
And then, when they rioted and broke into the Capitol, like you knew they would, you did nothing to stop them. You could have called in the National Guard. Instead, you told them you loved them. You loved them because they did your bidding.
Manson: “I’ve never killed anyone”
Nixon: “I am not a crook”
Clinton: “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
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I mean technically…
Charisma is a hell of a drug
I guess he wants us to get it right and say it was a failed coup.
Insurrection: The act or an instance of revolting especially violently against civil or political authority or against an established government.
Coup: A sudden decisive exercise of force in politics and especially the violent overthrow or alteration of an existing government by a small group.
It was a violent revolt against political authority. Specifically, congress.
It was an coup attempt via insurrection.
Umm… It was also a coup attempt by him cold calling his Rolodex and demanding they break laws against the federal election process.
Sure, but we’re specifically talking about January 6th here.
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Face meet leopard.
Trump also claimed Biden is an insurrectionist and a threat to democracy, continuing a pattern in which the former president accuses his opponents and critics of the same thing he is accused of doing.
Curse you, Biden, and you’re insurrection via… an infrastructure bill and forgiving some student loans?
“no u”
“No puppet! You’re the puppet!”
Jfc, forgot about that.
It’s been like a decade of this madness. Also, as bad as all the impending autocracy sounds on paper… taking a breath the last few years, I feel like we’ve forgotten what it felt like when he was prez, and nobody will show up to vote
“Well… we did do the hat… and the nose…”
Did he put his hands up with two peace signs when he said it?
This was exactly what I pictured. 😂
Trump also claimed Biden is an insurrectionist and a threat to democracy
It’d be funny if his supporters didn’t take this nonsense seriously.
2016:
Clinton: Trump is a Russian agent.
Trump: NO U
2023:
Biden: Trump is an insurrectionist.
Trump: NO U
Truly nothing says wrongfully accused like the “I know you are but what am I?” defense 🙄
He says a lot of things.
He says little
But in many words
Its so funny a computer can generate an exact monologue like his standard parole/speech
Can it? I would have thought an LLM would be unable to reproduce something that stupid and nonsensical.
If it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck then it must be a duck.
Or a bilingual swan
He’s a sore loser. The very bigliest of losers!
Ol’ Donald “I’m not an insurrectionist, you are” Trump
And on the 6th day, he insurrected.
Insurrected sounds like a penis pill
Don’t give him braiding ideas.
braiding ideas.
Trump in cornrows would be a bizarre improvement.
This is literally what I had in mind, except with his gross yellow greasy hair!
Yeah, it was just a quick cut and paste hack.
Didnt try to match skin or hair tones.
One that turns it inside out.