I already figured this out, so now I focus on cutting it short for the busy teachers. Tldr first and then whatever details are necessary.

I really had this couple of days ago. A politely email, good grammer and all in my native language to the professor.

And the professor emailed back with “that’s a dick move of your dog. Here’s word document is in the attachment, now your dog can’t eat it anymore”.

I laughed but was caught off guard lol.

Honestly as a person that was in the teaching position for college students. Don’t email me anything too long just get to the point and generally I don’t care lol

at the very least you are getting reply