“We don’t want-” James began.

“Let the man speak!” Snape yelled from the crowd.

Voldemort cleared his throat and began reading “Snape and Lily undressed each other. Snape’s chiseled abbs shone in the light. The twenty year old’s body was magnificent, his abs a marvelous spectacle. It was a perfect body, a magnificent body. Lily looked good too.”

“You’re making this real difficult to keep egging on.” Snape yelled