“For the love of God! Albus stop trying to set students up with each other, he wasn’t even a prefect!” McGonagall yelled

“THEY’RE MY OTP MINNERVA LET ME COOK!” Dumbledore roared at her

“I didn’t go through all this trouble and confound Severus Snape to call her a mudblood for them not to get together!” Dumbledore ranted

“Can you repeat that?”