“What has happened this time?”
“Oh I just had to repel about a hundred Dementors, I think the magical shock is doing some real damage. Is this it then?”
“No Mr Potter, you are simply having another near Death experience, which means I am having another near Potter experience. Carry on as you were, don’t mind me.”
With a practiced flip of his wrist, Death popped out a chair and pulled out a book about chess and settling down next to the bed.
“Oh, well do you want to talk about this one?”
“Sure Mr Potter, we can examine why you are still here as a thought process, much like the last time. I suppose that your patronus charm was corporeal?”
“Yeah, a stag. Like my dad’s animagus form!”
“Hm, I think this one sits in the same category of issues as your first year incident. You have used to much magic and your body is suffering the consequences of that much energy being used at once. Very unlike your before Hogwarts years, and much unlike last year when you were bitten. I thought we might not see each other this year however.”
“I was trying, I didn’t go after the convicted mass murderer who actually isn’t!”
“Yes, I suppose that is a blessing. And yet here we are Mr Potter. Now at your age I believe sleep is the best medicine so go to bed.” Leaning back Death resumes reading, pretending he cant see Harry trying to see through his half closed eyes.
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Harry Potter x Discworld Harry keeps nearly dying and has formed a friendship with Death as the power he knows not. When Dumbles start teaching History Death uses the Dumble is dying to access Harry and teach him other forms of magic. Hallows are just powerful objects yet the story was true about them meeting him


Haha, “near Potter experience”. Love it.