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- cross-posted to:
- lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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Shake ✋ on it
Thank you. I was a little scared at first but I think I ultimately was prepared to see the word “dick”. Pretty scary stuff.
but your moms hand…
Disk? This guy’s a frisbee enthusiast.
Didn’t know how many people handle ducks these days… dirty business…
Almost every hand has wiped a dirty ass, but you don’t see me wearing a t-shirt about it.
“almost” is scarier in that sentence
There are probably lesbians I’ve shaken hands with who have never touched a penis.
Bro, basic hygiene is gay, didn’t you know?
That’s only if your finger breaks through the tp.
Puritans are worried about the dumbest things.
for some reason elon musk holding a bassinet springs to mind
“So what ?”
