Whoever originally posted this is probably pregnant.
Source: I have two kids.
I think OB/GYNs have ‘crying at target’ as a standard option on their symptom forms.
It really should be.
Second kid, my wife was crying at target, and was like “why am I crying at target? I should get a pregnancy test while I’m here”. Two lines.
Crying at target can be used to detect a pregnancy as early as 5 days before your expected period.
Wait…is someone named JasonDJ actually a pregnant woman? I’m just imagining Jason Voorhees as a pregnant DJ.
…Which may actually be scarier than the movies.
He could be a father.
Like Devito in that movie?
Or otherwise emotionally unstable
Or it’s a joke.
Or just an exaggeration not meant to be taken seriously.
Similarly:
You either buy one of each or decide which one loses a friend forever.
There is just one jack’o’lantern left (it’s probably a more practical shape) so yes, people seem to buy them at different rates.
Maybe it’s the hollow corpses of their respective children
Is this that ‘relationship baggage’ I keep hearing about?
That’s fucking adorable! 😍
And then you take the last pumpkin mug and the ghost is forever sad.
Their mymic is anyhow way too positive for Halloween. Separate them to get two villains full of bitterness und anger!
Dracula over there being like, “I wish I had a friend.”
The shape/lip on those will be a nightmare to drink out of
Yeah, I’d just drill a hole and turn them into planters. #plantdad
And they’re also impossible to properly clean.
Just turn the brush?
OK Mr. Moneybags we get it you have a special brush for your dishes and don’t use the same one for your teeth and hair.
This is absolutely something my pregnant wife would have done. Those hormones are nuts.
Smart marketing
Nobody loves Lil’ Vampire mug.
