I am legal representation for RIAA. You are whistling copyrighted work without permission in a public space. We are demanding 34M USD in damages.

I once had this happen to me. When I reached their window, they threw a half-full beer at me. I was 14. I came home smelling like beer. My parents knew I wasn’t cool enough to be drinking beer at 14, so I didn’t get in trouble at all.

Chicken butt! As the driver speeds off.

This must be a blue country. Or it is about driving in the wrong lane.

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Drivers pulls up and they both romantically build a doctor who Lego set

“Can you please sing more quietly, the street is there for everyone”

Roarrrs off with spinning tires.

Biker runs into a bale of hay. Driver corrects himself.

We’re going to the bar after work. Are you joining?

“Just saying hi!” [drives off]

Driver: that thing looks pretty fast, you wanna race?
Cyclist: sure, switches bike to max assist

Driver: Toot, toot, toooooot!! (loud roaring of engine)

Later at the pub
Driver: I can’t believe you had me for the first 100m, fuck that thing is fast
Cyclist: I know but the top end isn’t really what I need. Another round?
Driver: Sure one more, then I have to get home.

“Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”

Where’s your bike seat?

You got the seatpost up your butt!

The byciclist lays crying cramped in the hospital while the car driver lays their hand on them with a defeated look on their face.

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