What an efficient way to spread the smell of shit to both floors quickly.
Yup. That little drawbridge thing leaves a nice gap underneath for added ventilation.
Volatile stuff goes up, heavy stuff goes down Everyone loses
Why did you design your house like this?
It’s not my house, I’m not insane! 😅
Submarines have more bathroom space.
Stable Diffusion when you ask it to generate a house:
I like to imagine that this dosen’t have plumbing and that all your shit gets flushed straight through the floor onto the unsuspecting victim below.
Shitty design
Death crap
Where’s the TP? Bad enough you gotta parkour your way to the shitter but then you also gotta parkour your way out with mudbutt
I was too distracted by the multiple ways I could die using that toilet to notice the lack of tp!
I think there’s some on the back of the toilet leaning against the wall.
I believe you’re correct, all 5 pixels of that tp seem to be visible
… something is wrong with you if you get shit all over you when you poop…
Blue = floor/door
Red = where it lands?
This is literally what I see in my dreams
In my dreams the toilets have those ridiculously low dividing walls
This whole thing screams too much work for me… I mean… wtf even is that a metal ladder to Fucking summit before you even make it to the toilet area?
next is the drawbridge… crank that fucker down… then tiptoe across praying to the deity of poop that you don’t exceed the weight limits… then while you’re folded in half doing the do… you gotta wish upon a star no one will thunder down the stairs and knock you off the throne? Finish up with the minimal wiping area available to then jump across the wooden moat to start the expedition to the freaking hand-washing sink?
No Fucking thank you very much!
You have a wonderful way with words!
Yeah, the bathroom is down the narrow stairs, turn around, teleport… fine I’ll show you.
How does this even work?
You lower the “drawbridge” over the top of the stairs. Do your business and open the drawbridge again to use the stairs. Flawless design!
God trying to imagine taking a piss while drunk.
When and where do you wash your hands?
Clearly after you handle the bridge handle.
1 bed, ensuite, central London, £2400 pcm, no pets.
“I’m dropping a deuoooooooooooooooooooo”
Minecraft parkour to the toilet
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I was thinking it looks like it’s on a boat
I thought dodgy loft conversion.
