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Well, they would know wouldn’t they.
Local butcher says someone chopped up this cow and put it into nice little convenient paper packages with a bit of twine for the low, low price of $6/lb
No shit Sherlock
If you think about it, this really is the best way for him to get out of the spotlight for the coup attempt.
Plane crashed, everything is burnt to shit, some official list says he was on it, some poor blokes remains get buried, and he moves on living under a different name
They also confurmed it with DNA. Then again, a bottle of vodka to the right person, and the DNA test says the bloke who got buried was mr. Pringles.
no one escapes
StalinPutin
WHAT?!
I say we wait for more information to come out before we jump to conclusions
In what world is “What?” a conclusion?
What?
Planes are so unreliable nowadays
This headline made me snort my gin and tonic out my nose.
“We kinda…maybe sorta killed him”
“Notorious wife beater says that his wife may have been punched in the face on purpose.”
Russia’s Top Exports:
Lies
Misery
Prostitutes
Oil/Gas
Im shocked, shocked! Well not that shocked.
This is the best summary I could come up with:
MOSCOW, Aug 30 (Reuters) - The Kremlin said on Wednesday that investigators were considering the possibility that the plane carrying mercenary chief Yevgeny Prigozhin was downed on purpose, the first explicit acknowledgement that he may have been assassinated.
The plane crashed exactly two months since Prigozhin took control of the southern city of Rostov in late June, the opening salvo of a mutiny which shook the foundations of President Vladimir Putin’s Russia.
Russia has informed Brazil’s aircraft investigation authority that it will not probe the crash of the Brazilian-made Embraer (EMBR3.SA) jet under international rules “at the moment”, the Brazilian agency told Reuters.
The day after the crash, Putin sent his condolences to the families of those killed and said he had known Prigozhin for a very long time, since the chaotic years of the early 1990s.
The Kremlin has rejected as an “absolute lie” the suggestion by some Western politicians and commentators - for which they have not provided evidence - that Putin ordered Prigozhin to be killed in revenge.
Followers of Prigozhin laid flowers, messages and poetry at his grave on Wednesday, hailing him as a fearless warrior.
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Try it like this:
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Better yet, like this for accessibility:
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If you type it like this you can imbed:
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Although it looks like your link goes to a page, rather than directly to the file. The link for that is
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so we can imbed with that as![](https://media.tenor.com/sLU0qs_Oa30AAAAd/patrick-star.gif)
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In other words “we did a poor job trying to convince the whole world it was an accident”
I think they’re trying to pass it off as a terrorist attack.
Those damn Ukrainian terrorists. I think at some point Russia needs to think about a military operation against them.
I mean, it was a terrorist attack. Its just that in this case, the terrorists are the ones doing all the talking and investigating.
You don’t say?