Provoked Gamer to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world • 8 months agoHow do you get the dry boogers out if you don’t pick your nose?message-square99fedilinkarrow-up1136arrow-down112file-text
arrow-up1124arrow-down1message-squareHow do you get the dry boogers out if you don’t pick your nose?Provoked Gamer to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world • 8 months agomessage-square99fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarepwnicholsonlinkfedilink25•8 months agoYou can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose. Or my favorite variation: You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t wipe your friends on the underside of the car seat.
minus-square@lazylion_ca@lemmy.calinkfedilink4•8 months agoYou cant roll your friends up into little green balls and fling em across the room.
minus-square@darmabum@lemm.eelinkfedilink3•8 months ago(or)… but you can’t wipe your friends off on your saddle.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
Or my favorite variation: You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t wipe your friends on the underside of the car seat.
you clearly need better friends.
You cant roll your friends up into little green balls and fling em across the room.
(or)… but you can’t wipe your friends off on your saddle.