• Kalash
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            269 months ago

            Dear Sir/Madam.

            Fire! Fire! Help me!

            123 Carenden Road.

            Looking forward to hearing from you.

            All the Best.

          • Bleeping Lobster
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            69 months ago

            They also have an online chat which they try to direct you to for ‘non-emergency’ stuff.

            Couple of years back, I went to vote in local council election and one candidate had stationed goons outside the voting centre trying to pressure people to change their votes. 50 fucking minutes I sat waiting to talk to someone, who then told me they didn’t know what offence had been committed (the offence is ‘undue influence’, no-one has ever been convicted because it’s usually sufficient for police to attend and move them on).